Saint Michael-The Musical

Dear St. Michael prayer card,

When I picked you up, I was really hoping to feel inspired by your might and strength. You see, I need you to fight my battles. BIG battles. But this prayer card? You don't really look like someone ready to thrust Satan into hell. You look more like someone who is about to break out into a fabulous musical theatre number. Which by the way, I would love! However, I am not sure a show stopper is what my soul needs right now. I don't know...maybe it is your skirt with that car wash fringe. Or perhaps it is your lace up sandals. Pretty sure Mary Kate Olsen wore the same pair in black in 2015. Or it could be the guy you are gently resting your foot upon. Is that really supposed to be Satan? Because he looks more like the guy in town who is the director of our recreation baseball league. And then there is your hair. It is fabulous. Honestly. The color, the way it flows behind you. Can you tell me the name of the salon? They do a great job.

I guess I was just hoping you would look more like a warrior and less like a dancer. You need to thrust into hell Satan...not dance into hell satan. I mean, I can take care of the dancing....I can even sing a little too. I was just looking for something a little more powerful. That's all.

Never the less, thank you for your protection, and please continue to defend us all in battle.

Your biggest fan,

Laura